Horny Man Crashes Car While Having Sex; Baby In The Back Seat Unharmed
HuffPo- Police in Washington state allege that a drunk, naked man crashed a car on Wednesday while he was having sex at the wheel with a woman whose baby was in the backseat.
The driver missed a curve as he was being straddled by the 3-month-old infant’s naked mother, per multiple reports.
The baby had been securely strapped into a carseat and was not injured. The woman suffered a broken pelvis and the man sustained a broken wrist.
A lot of people are saying this guy is a bad dude. I’ll admit–you shouldn’t drive drunk, and you shouldn’t have sex in front of a baby, unless the baby is napping. But laying the pipe while driving? Sometimes, the hum of the engine, the sexy curves of the road, and the heated leather seats create a perfect storm of sexual desire. Next thing you know, your passenger is straddling your stick shift and you’ve set the car to cruise control because it’s impossible to maintain a level speed during vehicular intercourse. I don’t know about you guys, but my foot twitches a lot during coitus and I get car sick when the car lurches. Not trying to vomit all over her back, the steering wheel, and the odometer.
Apparently the pair was “scrambling to put their clothes on when the cops arrived. The article also says the man was naked. Wait, what? Were they both completely naked? No pants, shoes, socks, shirts, spanx, or bras? If that’s the case, it casts the scene in a different light. Because that would mean the sex was premeditated since nobody can take their pants off while they’re driving. And that’s not cool at all. I can justify a spontaneous, lust-driven car romp. One thing leads to another and all of a sudden you’re cumming. But to lay out a plan, to discuss the angles and possibilities with a level head, and then to climb into the car and begin the love-making? Ridiculous. Dangerous. Irresponsible. I won’t have it and neither will that baby. Horny idiots.